is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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