new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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