I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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