Jerry, you need to find god
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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