I think i peed on brittanys purse
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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