I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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