There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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