Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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