Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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