did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I lost the right to judge tonight
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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