Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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