it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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