Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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