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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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  How did the beer even get there in the first place?

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  That's not what's important right now

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.

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