Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

She'll never know what hit her

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I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.

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(905): View more from Toronto

So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.

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(714): View more from California

i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.

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(214): View more from Texas

IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA

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(425): View more from Washington

I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.

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