Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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