lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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