What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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