have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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