Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dicks are not precious.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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