I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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