well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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