Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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