so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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