I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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