just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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