Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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