think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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