Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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