i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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