I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just puked most of my soul out..
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