just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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