He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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