Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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