margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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