You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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