You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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