FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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