How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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