She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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