Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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