let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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