U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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