kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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