I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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