He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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