ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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