no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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