Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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