just tell him i said nine months
Acid is not a monday night drug
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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