We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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