just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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