singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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