Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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