shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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